AGREEMENT NOT
TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION - TO BE SENT TO THOSE CONSIDERING NOT
FILIBUSTERING THE NOMINATION OF ALBERTO (TORTURE MEMO) GONZALES.
TO ALL SENATORS NOT FILIBUSTERING THE NOMINATION OF ALBERTO
GONZALES: PLEASE SIGN THE FOLLOWING LETTER AND SEND COPIES TO ALL
YOUR CONSTIUENTS
I _______________(name of Senator) from the State of
______________(name of state) agree never again to run for an office in
America. I have shown that I do not care about the
Constitution and the laws of the United States by failing to filibuster
a U.S. Attorney-General nominee who says it's alright to break
the law. The U.S. Attorney-General is the chief law enforcement
officer in
the United States. In failing to filibuster Alberto Gonzales, I
have violated the oath I took when I was sworn in as a Senator.
In
placing a law-breaker in charge of law enforcement, I am throwing my
support behind the right of the Bush administration to break the law at
will.
In not caring that Alberto Gonzales has advocated torture and violating
the Geneva Conventions, I have shown the American people that I
personally support crimes against humanity. In failing to
filibuster Gonzales, I also have shown my support and approval
for all the torture of detainees that took place at Abu Ghraib.
Under Gonzales's reasoning, the broomstick incident in New York with
Abner Louima is acceptable. My failure to filibuster Gonzales is also
my way of endorsing the use of broomsticks on all detainees in New York
and elsewhere. My failure to filibuster Gonzales further shows
that I do not care if all the American people and children are victims
of torture and lawlessness.
In short, by failing to filibuster Gonzales, I have shown that I oppose
the enforcement of the laws, Constitution and treaties of the United
States while I do support and encourage crimes against humanity.
My failure to filibuster Gonzales further shows that I am a low, sick,
disgusting human being who has no right to ever hold office in the
United States. In fact, I should apologize for my own existence
because only a blight against humanity would fail to filibuster
Gonzales.
Therefore, in the interests of the citizens of the United States and
the world, I agree not to run for re-election and never again to seek
any public office.
_________________________(signature of Senator)